Warning: really stupid hockey blog post coming
But I didn’t make any of this up. And besides, being a Canucks fan, it takes a bit of creativity to make fun of anyone else this season… and I’m bored of making fun of my own team. It’s like shooting ducks in a barrel lately.
December 08, 2006
Press Release, Sports Features Communications
TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING TO HOST POST-GAME CONCERT WITH GANDALF MURPHY & THE SLAMBOVIAN CIRCUS OF DREAMS
Concert Immediately Follows the Tampa Bay Lightning v. New York Rangers Game on February 3
The Tampa Bay Lightning will host a post-game concert with Gandalf Murphy & the Slambovian Circus of Dreams on the Chrysler-Jeep Plaza immediately following the Lightning v. Rangers game on Saturday,February 3. All game tickets include the price of admission for the concert. […]
The official website of the Slambovian Circus of Dreams is charming. They’ve already produced many rocking hits, possibly in honor of the Lightning? Hits include:
– Look Ma, No Hands
– Fumes
– Flapjacks from the Sky
– Gonna Get Up
– I Wish
– Already Broken
– Silent Revolution
– Genius
Tickets: All game tickets include the post-game concert with Gandalf and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams. AFS Club tickets are priced at $100 (regularly priced at $175), which includes your seat in the luxurious AFS Club, unlimited gourmet buffet, beer, wine and soda. Lower level seats are $60 (regularly priced at $100) and the last five rows of the terrace are $15 (Regularly priced at $20).
For $15 in Tampa, you can have: an NHL hockey game, a musical thingy, and unlimited “gourmet buffet, beer, wine and soda.”
For comparison: you can buy ONE BEER with $15 at GM Place. (Just add $500 for the other stuff.)
Anyway, enough of being jealous of Tampa fans, and back to making fun of their team…
Genius - Lyrics
Tampa Bay Lightning Theme Song
a.k.a. Name That Player!
I think I lost it once again
I’m out on the street wanting the end
And even friends do not pretend
They understand me anymore
My head has gotten so damn big
I cannot even wear my wig
And girls are dogs and men are pigs
And where is God?
I got to drown myself again just to survive
I take this stuff so that I even want to stay alive cause
Genius always rides on a rollercoaster
It’ll toast ya, weenie-roast ya
When all your brilliant peers are already ghosts ya
Wonder should ya hang around at all
Maybe I’ll throw it all away
Perfectly end a lousy day
Then I’ll no longer have to play
This stupid game
Finally, the Slambovian Lightning’s Top Selling Album. (”Music that can heal what ails ya!”) Hard to say which ones, but I figure those are definitely Tampa players on the cover.