December 18th, 2006

Signing Off

I made my speech about the end of VCOE the other day, so now I guess I’ll just say goodbye to this blog and invite you to my new space:


Canucks & Beyond

A fresh start, but with the same attitude.;-)

Note: Subscribers to VCOE should get their feed redirected from the new website very soon, if everything works the way it should. *knock on wood*


Thank you to everyone for the support here over the years. It certainly wouldn’t have been the same without you.

December 17th, 2006

The Standard of Confusion

I’ve not said anything in the debate about how penalties are being called this season. Generally I think enough people are already whining about it, and I’ve got little to add anyway. My opinion is that the refs often take an undeserved amount of crap from people as they work to find a balance between limiting obstruction, while still keeping the game moving. Mistakes are made, but that’s to be expected.

But last night’s Canucks/Wild game defied any explanation other than bad, bad officiating. So many problems, I don’t even know where to start. Fortunately, The Province’s Ed Willes pretty much nails it with his column today.

Here’s a portion:

The game lurched from whistle to whistle without cohesion or rhythm. Eighty per cent of the offence was produced on the power play. Players struggled to locate where the line was between fair and foul. […]

On a call that defied reason, [Jan Bulis] took a roughing minor during a battle for the puck with the Wild’s Todd White in the second period.

Eighty-six seconds later Kevin Bieksa was sent off for attempting to hold a member of the Wild during a post-whistle scrum.

The resulting five-on-three, we remind you, was in a tie game late in the second period.

“Oh my gawd,” said Bulis. “What the hell was that. I’ve never seen a call like that. It was a one-on-one battle. I’ve got both my hands on my stick. I didn’t hit him. I just kind of leaned into him.”

But this isn’t about one fluffed call or a misjudgment or even the video replay, which the Wild had a legitimate beef about. This is about the standard. This is about the game the NHL is trying to create.

And there are just too many games players, fans and the media, like Bulis, are wondering what the hell was that.

December 15th, 2006

Hockey in China

China-based reader GZ Expat had a great surprise on his blog the other day — he had photographed the street hockey game being enjoyed by his young son and his friends.

But geez, the kids need new sticks! Says Expat:

There is only 1 rink in Guangzhou…and its a 1/2 sized one in a shopping mall. They have a very small shop next to it with a couple of sticks for sale. Wooden sticks at composite prices.

The sad part is…most of the sticks are actually manufactured in China…its just a matter of finding the right contact.

The sticks you see were broken shafts that I have had since the early 80’s…with the plastic street hockey blade added to them.

What was amazing was how easily they all took to the game…and how much fun they were having.

December 14th, 2006

Vancouver, Calgary and Payback Time

Calgary’s home win streak just ran to 10 games, a club record, and understandably they’re feeling cocky and ready to beat anyone, particularly the ever-beatable Vancouver Canucks.

But they’d be wrong — Vancouver should kick their asses tonight.*

The other side of the equation is that Calgary has not won a road game since November 11th (when they beat on the Canucks… but let us just ignore that inconvenient fact). Meanwhile, the Canucks themselves are on fragile but steady streak of improvements. Scoring a few goals and sticking with some new lines for longer than 2 shifts, they should be equipped with more confidence.

Finally, I’d expect Roberto Luongo to be looking to make a statement with tonight’s game. We’ve all had enough of the Northwest Division making the Canucks look like a freakin’ expansion team — I bet Yo! Luongo has finally had enough of it, too.

P.S. Reps of Todd Bertuzzi and Steve Moore are meeting with Gary Bettman to possibly negotiate some resolution to their legal battles. Perhaps the end of this sad story is finally near? (Link found via Kukla’s)

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*yes, it’s entirely possible I’m full of crap…

December 14th, 2006

Thursday’s Quote Sheet

This week’s Thursday Quote Sheet is full of coaches. 9 quotes total.

(Thanks to everyone for the tips!)

Blue Jackets’ Anders Eriksson on Rick Nash getting slashed in a sensitive area: “He took one in the next generation.”

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December 14th, 2006

The Crazy Canucks — Podcast #11

Wednesday night we recorded the latest edition of The Crazy Canucks podcast.

Thank you to everyone who tunes into this chaotic show every week. I must admit, it’s a lot of fun to do.

Note: This episode starts out early with Dave O throwing out, “How’s it goin’, eh?”
(How Canadian is that?!)

December 12th, 2006

Jovo: Back in the Building

There are many nice, misty-romantic pieces that can be found out there, remembering Jovo-Cop’s role on the Vancouver blueline. Honestly, I miss him too — I was always a fan.

But before we get too carried away with the remembering the good times, remember this (below) from The Province, July 2, 2006:

That’s $6.5 million bucks a season. For FIVE years. And this season has mostly been a rough ride for him — although picking up recently with a current total 16 points and a +1.

But in Vancouver, I’d guess it would be much worse. In Vigneault’s world of “defense first” I think Jovo would’ve have been completely lost. We’ve gone from Jovo-hockey to Mitchell-hockey. I think that just about says it all.

It’s nice to see one of my favourite D-men back in town though. He was crazy-fun to watch some nights.

December 12th, 2006

Bringing Hockey to the People

Last week I had to opportunity to attend the Vancouver Canucks/ Edmonton Oilers game (or, as I like to call it, The Day Hope Died) and followed Edmonton radio and television analyst Morley Scott around to experience his busy game day schedule first-hand.

The result is this feature article. I hope you enjoy it.;-)

December 12th, 2006

Rory Gets Negative

Negative campaigning is a surprising turn of events — witness some important reasons why Nicklas Lidstrom and Scott Niedermayer don’t even deserve to go to the All-Star game.

December 11th, 2006

The End of Vancouver Canucks Op Ed

No, you didn’t read that wrong — Vancouver Canucks Op Ed will be closing down very soon, probably in the next week or two. I’ve been putting off posting this, but it’s time to explain what’s already happened and what’s coming up.

I’m afraid it’s a bit long-winded, but I’m sort of sentimental about this blog, so cut me some slack…;-)

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December 10th, 2006

Sunday Peeves

Flames Record:

With last night’s win over the Canucks, the Flames have a 9-game home ice winning streak, tying a franchise record achieved on four previous occasions. The only good news is that, if they do set a new record, it will be on the backs of the visiting Minnesota Wild Tuesday night. That wouldn’t make me cry.

VCOE Spam Boredom:

This website receives a minimum of 500 spam comments a day. Usually of the freakish-sexual variety, but occasionally of the buy-my-drugs variety. Regardless, there’s not enough real variety overall. If you spammer-freaks are going to keep making me read and delete this crap, give me something new. Anything.

The Blogspot Exclusive Club:

Many, many people who maintain hockey blogspot blogs have been converting their blogs lately, making it so that only other blogspot users (not me) can comment. Presumably this is NOT to prevent comment spam since that can be achieved with “word verification”. Maybe you just don’t want me (and many others) to comment on your work? Perfectly understandable in reference to me, but maybe a stupid idea in general.

Tony Gallagher:

He wrote another column today. Why must he keep doing that?

Christmas:

It’s already December 10th. Wow. Only two weeks left. For people with no life, here’s some help. (Personally, I was turned off as soon as I saw the word “list”…)

December 10th, 2006

Slambovian Circus Of Tampa Bay

Warning: really stupid hockey blog post coming
But I didn’t make any of this up. And besides, being a Canucks fan, it takes a bit of creativity to make fun of anyone else this season… and I’m bored of making fun of my own team. It’s like shooting ducks in a barrel lately.

December 08, 2006
Press Release, Sports Features Communications

TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING TO HOST POST-GAME CONCERT WITH GANDALF MURPHY & THE SLAMBOVIAN CIRCUS OF DREAMS

Concert Immediately Follows the Tampa Bay Lightning v. New York Rangers Game on February 3

The Tampa Bay Lightning will host a post-game concert with Gandalf Murphy & the Slambovian Circus of Dreams on the Chrysler-Jeep Plaza immediately following the Lightning v. Rangers game on Saturday,February 3. All game tickets include the price of admission for the concert. […]

The official website of the Slambovian Circus of Dreams is charming. They’ve already produced many rocking hits, possibly in honor of the Lightning? Hits include:

– Look Ma, No Hands
– Fumes
– Flapjacks from the Sky
– Gonna Get Up
– I Wish
– Already Broken
– Silent Revolution
– Genius

Tickets: All game tickets include the post-game concert with Gandalf and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams. AFS Club tickets are priced at $100 (regularly priced at $175), which includes your seat in the luxurious AFS Club, unlimited gourmet buffet, beer, wine and soda. Lower level seats are $60 (regularly priced at $100) and the last five rows of the terrace are $15 (Regularly priced at $20).

For $15 in Tampa, you can have: an NHL hockey game, a musical thingy, and unlimited “gourmet buffet, beer, wine and soda.”

For comparison: you can buy ONE BEER with $15 at GM Place. (Just add $500 for the other stuff.)

Anyway, enough of being jealous of Tampa fans, and back to making fun of their team…


Genius - Lyrics

Tampa Bay Lightning Theme Song
a.k.a. Name That Player!

I think I lost it once again
I’m out on the street wanting the end
And even friends do not pretend
They understand me anymore

My head has gotten so damn big
I cannot even wear my wig
And girls are dogs and men are pigs
And where is God?

I got to drown myself again just to survive
I take this stuff so that I even want to stay alive cause

Genius always rides on a rollercoaster
It’ll toast ya, weenie-roast ya
When all your brilliant peers are already ghosts ya
Wonder should ya hang around at all

Maybe I’ll throw it all away
Perfectly end a lousy day
Then I’ll no longer have to play
This stupid game

Finally, the Slambovian Lightning’s Top Selling Album. (”Music that can heal what ails ya!”) Hard to say which ones, but I figure those are definitely Tampa players on the cover.