March 8th, 2006

Evil’s Heart of Darkness Sucks in Another Innocent

[Sane Men? Quit spewing those cornflakes…]

ESPN is reporting that Habs’ Jose Theodore has gone to the Colorado Avalanche and they’ve given up David Aebischer to Montreal.

Prediction? Abby’s gonna kick ass for Montreal.

We’re glad that David has escaped the Heart of Hockey Darkness, but saddened for Jose. We once loved him so much…

Update #1: Laugh, and Wings fans laugh with you! Joy for all!

Update #2: Says Habs Blog “This deal is eerily similar to the Patrick Roy deal which was one of the worst in history.”

*image courtesy of divealanche.com

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2 Responses to “Evil’s Heart of Darkness Sucks in Another Innocent”

  1. iwocpo Says:

    Niiiiiiccccceeeeee deal Pierre, you lardbag. Say goodbye to little Joey or big Robbie as you pay mullet boy his 5.33 next year.

  2. Vancouver Canucks Op Ed Says:

    Now, don’t be making fun of Theodore. Injury or not, he’s better than they deserve. And besides, he’s simply an innocent, sucked into their vortex of evil, as was poor Aebischer.

    We shall simply pray for Theodore’s salvation. And laugh at Terry Frei as he tries to explain this to development to Avs fans in tomorrow’s newspaper…:-)

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