Detroit Red Wings: OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
The following NHL Press Release arrived my email box today. I tried contacting the Detroit Red Wings to confirm whether this information is true, but they have yet to return my phone calls.
*the blame for this entire post goes to Vancouver Canucks Op Ed and The Post-Pessimist Association.
November 22nd, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Hahaha… Brilliant!
The Vaic comment almost made me think Jes had something to do with it.
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Donkey? Seriously? I’ve had a ton of Cheli’s Chili over the years… I feel weak.
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Roddie – Thanks!
Pletka Fan – Yes, donkey. The FDA regulations in America have been slipping badly in recent years. On the bright side, donkey is known to increase virility, so perhaps your Vaclav Pletka will have a great hockey bloodline in the future…?
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:11 pm
It saddens me that you would resort to such juvenile behavior. But while my sadness causes me pain, it does not surprise me.
I applaud your efforts to (a) conceive of such a campaign and (2) stay sober long enough to type it. Frankly, both developments caused me great shock.
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Dear Iwocpo,
DIAF!
Sincerely,
VCOE
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Who said anyone involved was sober?
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:48 pm
“Sober” — not unlike the Red Wings themselves — is highly over-rated.
Also, iwocpo commenting on “juvenile behavior” is a very entertaining bit of irony…
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November 23rd, 2006 at 10:32 am
Milan Chalupa… talk about a Dennis Miller-like hockey reference!
Good to see the Wings went out with an OT loss.
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